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( Apr. 9th, 2009 11:52 am)
"You'll have fun at the cabin. WHERE THE ZOMBIES WILL GET YOU."
"No, they won't. Zombies never go near the ocean."
"Why is that?"
"Salt water. Too corrosive."
"But their flesh is falling off anyway."
"What's this?"
"Zombies don't go near the ocean because they get in contact with salt water and just disintegrate."
"Ohhh, so *that's* why they're always in urban areas!"
"Yeah, you always find them in the middle of the country. . . ."
"Is that why there are never any zombies in Hawaii?"
"Ohmigawd, now I want to make a movie: 'Zombies in Hawaii'!"
"That would be so awesome!"
"We could launch a series! 'Zombies on Spring Break'!"
"'Zombies in Cancun'!"
"'Zombies Gone Wild'!"
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( Apr. 9th, 2009 04:12 pm)
Everybody has their own Five Points About Twilight. Here are mine:

Art-ness )

In case you missed it the first time: If you’ve enjoyed Cleolinda’s play-by-play of the Twilight series, you’ll love Lucy Knisley’s illustrated summary of the vortex that sucks your soul.



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