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Dude, seriously, for the last time, this is not where we break out copious amounts of slash. It is not that kind of story. Go find Sascha, she can lead you to water, where you’ll have plenty to drink. Some involving bandom, even.

I know.

(It still kills me that Robert Pattinson finds Twilight fanfic “surprisingly hard-core. And very well written.” Oh, Mr. Pattinson, you have no idea. At least you are not an FBR band.)

Bitters Past update. Go read!